Aha - HSPD

HSBC to some people, my favourite bank account, but the acrostic above is HSPD rather like the earlier Christian Jesuit one of INRI, so it is Happy St Patrick's Day from the Real Church of England. Not always our cup of tea was St Patrick as he was very much a romano-romano even though educated in Gaulish France at Auxerre at the Schola of St Germanus. But he was a brave commander. Gifted in the field. Also embarking on the First Crusade into the West, beyond the Edge, beyond Periphery of Empire to the islands that the Druids used to escape to, in the western reaches of the Atlantic. So it is a big day for the believers over there in the blue-green yonder. Nice saint. Like Germanus.

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Bishop Sarah of London has been presiding over services at the Ukrainian Catholic Church there to mark the 3rd Anniversary of the SMO in Ukraine, very nice, she led the public prayers for peace and reconciliation. There was also a nice concert in town too with lots of Ukrainian young people singing some set pieces too. Bishop of Newcastle has also been in the news calling for some changes to official policy of the said Church. All go. Lots going on. Anglican churches are now a gaggle or corpus feministarum for the Ukrainians but the young people are not complaining. 

Acer Doctors

Whatever people feel about the current state of play in the country of the UK, the learned doctors of York and Canterbury, the second one vacant, still remain in praxi autem the Fathers in God to the king and to the prime minister, and this was true even when we had a Buddhist prime minister and a Hindu prime minister, something Lord Hailsham once explained. The two bishops are Fathers in God to the monarch and his family too, and should be consulted on some major serious issues of state, such as the ratification of treaties, like the Chagos Islands, since that was a function of those figures in times past, when the empire was pagan and pluralistic, where the college of priest-judges or pontiffs was responsible for ratifying such treaties and also for the final decision of the Senate to go to war against even minor adversaries. Minor adversaries too.  

Decanus

Oh. Almost forgot on the case of the northern red wall bishop up yonder, there is another new assumption at work in many female complainants, female = virtuous, male = vice ridden, an assumption that we can now reveal that would shock even the most hardened commentators on boyworld by girlworld. Readers might be surprised when all is revealed, and coincidentally it was all revealed quite by accident in a little known small village community in recent times this last year of 2024. In the Old Church of England, by this I mean the one that was based on the activity of red canons and Wokerati Emma's inter alia as per the girl appearing on the TV show The Vicar of Dibley with a Dawn French, bringing down even their own prelates and canons if they put a foot out of line, there was a slight problemino noticed only recently. It took place in a small village far far to the north of the main city in Britain, and it took the form of some local concerns expressed by the girlies of the Old Church of England generally about boys and men. Two of their number, bishop-inspired agent operatives codenamed from the LOTR collection, one called T for Tauriel and the other called U for Undomiel, subtly exposed by counter scheming episcopal secretaries though, freely exchanged opinions on line, that, wait for it, left to themselves most boys indeed all boys have pedophile tendencies, I kid ye knot, without the love of a good woman to help them out of all that stuff, and these two girls were quite sincere and honest to God with themselves like a bad dose of the old Bishop of Durham in the dreadful old days when every good deed in our glorious Old Church of England was subjected to a hermeneutic of suspicion and doubt and general dubitatio, put down in those days to the problem of general dubitatio rather than heresy as such against the old Christian religion. The prelate of Durham was eventually retired for his views that the Resurrection was "just a conjuring trick with bones." But that was the overall though secret position of the two girls and they quickly made short work of the standard defences of boys and men that most men do want to be innocent fathers for legitimate and genuine and good reasons, and not for pedophile reasons. So an attack on the innocence of fatherhood pioneered by an evil and scheming episcopal structure over at NN2. So those two girls got started on the local populace about the migrant boys and men for example taking photos of the cute uniformed kids of England and sending these home to Afghanistan to their Taliban imprisoned wives to remind them of the niceness of ordinary rural British life. Not for the two agent operative girls though of the China guided NN2s who felt all of this dovetailed neatly and tidily into their suspicions about boys in general, even white western boys. The result was another hysterical media witch-hunt on the rural roads and village streets of rural Britain, even reporters from London got involved in rather obvious imported concerns about cameras among the girl populations there in and around those rural villages bordering Aston le Walls and environs. But leaving aside the details which were quite innocent actually, the issue was other, the issue was the general assumption of those two episcopal agents, plus a secretary to a 715 number, that all boys are pedophiles, when and wherever and always de facto left to themselves, a seriously and flawed piece of nutty Feminazi leftwing reasoning that does amount to an actionable denial of the dogma of the intact condition of human nature despite Original Sin - a recurring Lutheran pentecostal problem in the heresy markets, so a new and potentially serious development on the circuits of the rural villages and towns and cities of the country. Durham gone quite unhinged and seriously mad in the Feminazi circuits. Dawning secretaries pursuing evil Pillars of the Earth agendas on behalf of evil red canon prelates importing their wares from the old schemes and suspicions of China about western businessmen like as per the bad old days of the Cold War. So all to play for. But surprising for Old Church of England girls, and worrying. In the Real Church of England though, it is other, since for us, human nature remains intact whatever Original Sin throws at the issue. A doctrinal issue. And men in fatherhood are largely innocent of such themes, in their pursuit of a genuine fundamental right to be a father as per the teaching of the BVM in Aztec Mexico 1517. NB - 868. 

Liverpudlians

Funny that. At one end of the Old Church of England there is Rev Calvin giving talks at the Pro-Life Marches of America and wowing his audiences, going from strength to strength with a simple unadulterated message from the heart of the gospel of Mary and her son Jesus, just think of the pressures she would have faced if the Israeli messiah had been conceived and gestated today surrounded with pro-choice gynaecologists, and then on the other hand there is the hapless red wall bishop not a million miles away from Liverpool a red wall diocese who is on the ropes about some historical complaints of the usual kind from the MeToo kind of girls keen on pursuing and making an example of someone they are hunting in their minds, another Weinstein or Epstein or whichever - the local instantiation is unimportant - he has all the wrong indices - male and married and asian for those girls maybe - just saying just to play devil's advocate here in the northern dioceses bordering Scotland. He has released some statements to the press in which he had complied with the usual investigations of the moderne kind in the new era after Weinstein. But are we all missing the point in the Old Church of England, is the Old Church of England wide wide open to such censorship raids from the women and the girls, or might we need something more robust to cancel so much brain freeze and brain fog that is being germinated just to censor enlightened thinkers on the usual old style sensitive subjects - is this the new burn the books censorship of the forerunners to some more Nazis in a slowly emerging 1930s Germany? Is it Britain now in the 1930s? Just asking the questions here. Anyway, Liverpudlians have a wry sense of humour and know what the poor bishop - Asian altogether coincidentally of course no pun intended - has to put up with from some of the usual old style racist customers raiding the episcopate in the red wall dioceses - it is all another Epstein flourish apparently. Not just a batch of the usual white feminazi censors, as dear old Rev Calvin might say in the modern era. But still in the Real Church of England it is otherwise, we do have robust complaints systems and strict terms of reference for certain sins that of their very public nature constitute true crimes of a social kind. These have to go through procedures and it is not always a case of going through the canons of some political correctness type sins of a private nature which formerly and in other times were regarded as recreational past times. Sins must be crimes when they are public and social ones. There must be real and lasting harm caused by such as these. Not just discomfort of a mutual consensual kind. 1717.  

Yeah but yeah but yeah but

One must begin from the Little England Series, and recall that in these days of changing ways and changing discourses, many of the Church of England icons of the older kind would often wax lyrically about those poor old RCs over yonder who had a problem with boy abuse in a gay clerical subculture, gayness assumed, much like the two boyos who fathered children in America just for abuse purposes, sentenced then to 100 years of prison time, but the Lord Nolans and Baronesses Camberlege and Baronesses Scotland though these were nice, used to preside in splendour over the tommy rot and tommy riddle of many RC monastery public schools where allegedly parties were endemic and monks were accused of approaching rich boys by rich boys keen to make up their measeley subs and allowances from Daddio with a quick compo case. These cases involved buying ice creams for the boys. But here we must digress and make a distinction between boy abuse routinely alleged for political purposes, like the much bemoaned Anne Boleyn circulating such rumours about abbots and priors because they clung onto papal loyalism in an Age of the absolute monarch, and then the real thing of frolicking in the quads with young men and their boys. Because so many executions took place against papal loyalism the charge of boy abuse was routinely levelled against gay abbots and their priors and monks on their way up to the gallows hastily erected and no due process just snobby reformation judges giving sermons to the accused, though in facto many of the monks were innocent, it was simply a political ploy designed to make those guilty of papal loyalism pay for their attachment to the Old Faith of Jesus and the apostles, a cynical way also to turn the average housewife and her Joe Public against the monastery quads too. So there is a tradition of this charge being artificially attached to a sort of papal loyalism to the Old Faith - all such cases were called "montaturae negativae" of the worst kind. Naughty. Usurping young concubine queen Anne Boleyn was jealous herself of the way that so many clerics and monks and their canon lawyers simply came to the defence of Catherine in those fated times when Henry wished his wedding annulled by the church judges in faraway Rome. Spiritual jealousy of the Acts 2 kind is a terrible thing especially when it occurs between two women fighting for the king's hand. Like Diana and the old dear now very quaint and antique Camilla. Similarly the Lords and Ladies dancing of the Old Church of England maybe often allowed that old tradition to bite against the RC monasteries, without looking into the real cases against monks and real charges. They presided presidingly over the RC monks in that presidential way that was so superior than they, holier than thou, keener than the king for justice for the rich young boys a few who themselves practised disloyalty for a fast buck for their cynical Daddios - these latter then had the money to pay the fees, in a series of very cynical compo scams. They presided over the RCs in such abandon and in such superiority, looking down long noses, that when eventually the story about worse even worse abuse than buying ice creams for boys, indeed of the most painful penetrative kind, came out around the learned grey bishops of Canterbury, everybody who was anybody was naturally shocked and appalled - it was all a load of hypocritical cant - the reformation judges of the Old Church of England turned out to be worse than the RC monks on this old charge which had now become an old canard. And worse. Found among the very judges appointed by the crown, itself under pressure for minor abuse in the case of one or two of the princes courtesy of a friend in the stock markets called Geoff. Worse than worse. Stitch ups. The learned bishops of the RCs accepted it all so meekly and without rancour that at times for moderne humans rights lawyers, it all looked like collusion of the old kind in Ulster. But it is otherwise now in the Real Church of England where all is innocence and light.   

Em

Gosh, am really gobsmacked at the appearance not a few days ago of Emma W on one episode of the Vicar of Dibley TV Series with Dawn French as the vicar and Emma now as a trendy young vicar too all decked out in a nice Kensington grey and purple uniform, espousing nice trendy views and calling for the candidacy of much more interesting bishops of the protest song and protest poem, Bob Dylan and Leonard Cohen style bishops of the streets who at least would be more interesting and more exciting than the present stock of the usual fly by nights, of the usual conservative stuffy kind. It was such a glorious hoot to see her in action as a young trendy vicaress, and so cool and so sexy too, fabulous idea. Dawn French excelled too in this episode when she articulated the feelings of ordinary people, especially now that the usual suspects have been outed among the prelates as per once upon a time in ages past. Can the Old Church of England recover from a glorious Emma W attack of gargantuan proportions, she is such an intellectual giant without even trying to be, so nice. Such a tonic to see a young girl in action as a trendy trainee vicaress. Makes it all worth all the hassle of these last few years since 1992. The olde worlde of anglican prelates of the old kind cannot continue especially of the kind that now afflicts the leaders what with bishops caught with their pants down. The Real Church of England would salute this kind of girl, this kind of nice and trendy young lady vicaress. Met with one myself in a nice Spanish hotel not long ago. No hassle, no problem.  Even stuffy and snobby old Constantinople might actually concur if there were more girls like Emma Watson in the ranks of the glorious lady vicaress kind. The people concur.