Sailing with HMS Sarah

The pale good ship HMS "Church of England" has been sailing in some choppy high seas of late, and the more so now that new captains are at the helm of the main flotilla. The HMS Sarah is one example of a fine captain who distinguished herself in main battle commands regarding the pirates of the Caribbean, one thinks of the pirate ship the MV "The Black Pearl" that is appearing more and more near Port Royale, but the whole flotilla of fine galleons of the Church of England is hampered in its progress by the presence among her main ships of a little squint of a ship that advertises itself as the HMS Romana when all she is is a little child abductor called HMS CK Chestleton specifically brought into the Fleets of Napoleon just to embarrass the larger fleets of the English Colleges out there near Rome. She took refuge for some years inside the ports of the harbours of Liboria and La Spezia, but continued child abducting around Roman coasts for some time, even daring to export her activity not only to Rome but also upstairs to the heavenly courts where she routinely abducted christian souls from the pale of salvation for consumption on the tables of her potty visions of hell, hellish her christening, black her consecration, mighty her hubris, evil her activity, absurd her visage - for this ship was uncommonly ugly and was much reviled in the southern waters as HMS Dame Edna with her accoutrement HMS Ven Padre Daventry so disfigured did she look. Her name - CK, her brief, the embarrassment of the Church of England when she was recruited to the 5 divisions and then guaranteed and imported into Roman waters by the colleges out there as a curial official. Never before in the history of Rome were curial officials suddenly now known for child abduction especially of young blonde girls from Portugal, from Lusitanian colleges and even brazenly from the Cornish coastlines, something she had in common with her backers in the Saracen Fleets of the 1453 kind and then the 1570 kind - like the strange ship the HMS Luther she has been forming alliances among the Saracens enemies of the West for some time on the high seas in her dank and fetid waters. HMS Chestleton, a disgrace to the fleets, a disgrace to the ministry, a blight on the priesthood that she never practised except up the Via Nazionale Episcoporum. So HMS Sarah mightily embarrassed at the activities of the 5s at Portus Magnus. Chestelton to be sunk. HMS Sarah can do it. The Bobbio Privilege no longer applies at the English Venerati Divorziati harbours.  To be sunk.