Wednesday 26 December 2012

Vicars beware

And now we have in the red corner the big heavyweights and Jim McManuses of Auntie Overseas Brigade (Canterbury), and in the blue corner the Giant Haystacks of the Home Counties Division (State dot inc). Either side knows what not to do. The devotion to the Blessed Virgin as the Mother Most Prudent arose in these scandinavian islands for a serious, solid, and sufficient reason - Ave prudentissima. And now both clergies will have to be locked up in prison for contempt of court if they refuse to conduct gay weddings in their churches. If we are the organ of the state, then we must analyse all this in terms of the state's good offices, surely? Where are all the anglican constitutional lawyers when they are needed? And between us, all because another article and farcicle upstairs in the Kesselring Headquarters near Frascati decided that she was fed up of her Gender Wars of the Nineteen Nineties, and now wants to start a new division of the western economies and churches, with her latest Marxist experiment on the west, the Orientation Wars. After this it will be the Unconditional Love wars, involving weddings to animals. Thank you so very much Brian of the doylies and Beda-driven venerabiles - But don't call us, we'll call you - in another thousand years when your big buddy below is finished being unleashed again on the poor benighted christians - oh yeah sure - thanks Brian. Thanks again Brian. Thanks a helluva lot. Besides the early christians and the young christ were kind to all the gay boys and girls and their weddings in the eastern empire between 30 AD and 490 AD. Why this sudden eruption of the chestleton-maniac politikon version of the churches? Another Lord Asriel that doesn't read his bible.

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